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Friday, August 28
Doors: 06:00 PM
Cost: 15.00
Ages: All ages
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Saturday, September 26
Doors: 07:00 PM / Show: 07:00 PM - 03:00 AM
Mike Armstrong
Ted Denson
Comedy
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Cost: $15 in Advance
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Saturday, October 17
Cost: $12 in advance
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Thursday, December 31
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM



Ken Evans

Winner of  the ‘Funniest Person in Florida’ award. Since then, Ken has performed at the Punchline, Improv, Funny Bones, LaffFactory, and clubs throughout the United States. His comedy has earned him work as the closing act for Caroline’s Comedy Hour, fall and spring. Ken has also opened for Joan Rivers and Weird Al Yankovich.

Opening Tim Costello

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Cost: $15.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, January 07
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM
this show will be postponed to a later date due to weather conditions.


Featuring  Kevin Bozeman

Opening: Matt Holt

Kevin uses his high-energy act and knack for the obvious to give a unique perspective on traveling, dating, social and controversial issues. No subject is sacred from his hilarious truths. He is quickly working his way to the top headlining comedy clubs throughout the country. Kevin has appeared on HBO, Comedy Central’s Comics Come Home, Premium Blend, Star Search, and has opened for Aretha Franklin

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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, January 14
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM

Welcome to the schizophrenic world of Scott Long, where it takes 2 microphones to demonstrate the light and darkness that seeps out of his brain. If you grew up in a loving, affectionate family you will still enjoy his show, but Scott's target audience are the disturbed, the dysfunctional and the f'ed up. Celebrities, corporations, family members, and ex-girlfriends are all targets for derision from Bad Scott.

Scott for the past 5 seasons has been a writer for the Frank's (Caliendo) Picks sketches for the NFL on FOX. He has performed at most of the IMPROV's and Funny Bones, but still gets just as much of a perverse pleasure working a crappy one-nighter. Check out his writings at the Juice Blog, which actually a lot of people read at baseballtoaster.com.

Also we will be showing the premier Project Runaway from 10PM-11PM and kicking off the Lady GAGA afterparty at 11PM



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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, January 21
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM


Charlie Wiener has headlined comedy clubs across the United States and Canada for a quarter of a century. In that time he has appeared at Zanie's in Chicago, Nashville, St. Charles and Mount Vernon, Goodnight's in Raleigh, The Admiral Theater in Bremerton, Wa., The Improv, Catch a Rising Star in Reno, Providence, Princeton, NJ and Atlantic City, The Riviera and The Plaza in Las Vegas, Loonee's in Colorado Springs and Laff's in Tucson and Albequerque.

Opening: Martin Gollogly

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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21_
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Thursday, January 28
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM

Out of Kansas City, Mike Smith israpidly becoming one of the mostdiverse comedians to hit the stage indecades. Mike's appeal isuniversal - from "brothas" in the heart of the inner city, to rural

rednecks. He can guarantee that his jokes willmake a crowd roar, whether theyare urban or rural.

Opening:  Anthony Sarfino



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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, February 04
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM

NATIONAL TOURING COMEDIANS!!!
Every Week

Comedy Club Style!

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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, February 04
Doors: 08:00 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM

Opening:  William Alexander
Featuring Mike Stanley

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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+ ONLY
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Thursday, February 11
Doors: 08:00 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM

Master of Sound Effects Bob's show is full of energy and keeps you on the edge of your seat. He brings dozens of celebrities and cartoon characters to life, and puts them in different scenarios. Bob's sound effects range from a jet fighter plane to a locomotive train crashing through the walls in a club. He has been told his show has been compared to Billy Crystal and to Rich Little. He was voted best up and coming comedians in Vegas 2002. So come spend an evening with Bob and his cast of stars.



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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, February 18
Doors: 08:00 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Bryan is a nationally known comedian, seen on Mad TV
and Comedy Central. Most recently earned honors as a best of
NBC's Stand UP For Diversity finals.


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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, February 25
Doors: 08:00 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM
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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, March 04
Doors: 07:30 PM / Show: 08:00 PM - 10:00 PM
Seen on Comedy Central/Warner Brothers release "Henry Cho's: What's that Clickin' Noise?" and he recently appeared at HBO's Las Vegas Comedy Festival.
http://www.davelandau.com/

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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21+
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Thursday, April 22
Doors: 08:00 PM
Make Em' Laugh at The Muse Presents: The Fryman & Bob Cook
Thursday, April 22, 2010 at 8pm

Hosted By: Alaska Westwind
21 & UP
$8.00

The Fryman Bio:
"THE FRYMAN" is a eighteen year veteran of the stage. He is one of the white guys to appear on B.E.T.'s Comic View. He's also done three military comedy tours overseas for our troops. He can be heard regularly on Xm and Sirius satelite radio! He's also a former marine. He originally hails from
the beautiful Keflavik Iceland. He now chills in St. Louis Mo., where he started telling jokes in the first grade. Since then he has performed in over forty states and more than 250 cities and towns in the US and overseas!

Bob Cook Bio:
Like a sucker punch to the face on a cold winter morning, Bob Cook is a comic who hits hard, fast and where it hurts. Known for being an act that other comics come out to watch, Bob’s punchlines are brutal and hilarious. Not one to pause between bits, Bob slaps you again and again, until you nearly pass out with laughter. You might want to take off work the day after a Bob Cook show, because your sides WILL be hurting! Bob’s material ranges from witty social observations to the bizarre. Never one to shy away from controversial material or take the easy route, his topics range from family, drinking, marriage, and midgets to marrying drunken midgets and starting a family. A diverse and talented performer, he has worked every possible venue that was willing to allow him on their stage. Whether it’s a wedding, music festival, comedy club, college or prison (both as a guest and inmate) Bob has always left an impression, and garnered many fans in his wake. His first experience with comedy was in 1999 when as a drunk heckler he first stumbled into comedy night at a bar on O.S.U.’s campus. He quickly realized that the only way to compensate for not being held enough as a small child was to give stand up a try himself. Since the first time he stepped on stage, he never looked back! When not performing Bob enjoys spending time with his wife and two young boys. Sometimes he even brings them along to warm up the getaway car. Whether you agree with his demented and twisted point of view or not, one thing is for sure. Bob Cook’s act is one you’ll not soon forget!


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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21 & Up
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Thursday, April 29
Doors: 08:00 PM
Make Em' Laugh at The Muse Presents: Andy Woodhull & Chris Hegedus
Thursday April 29th at 8pm

Hosted By: Alaska Westwind
21 & UP
$8.00

Andy Bio:
Andy grew up in Elkhart, Indiana where he enjoyed his mother's cooking, and all the advantages of living in the motor home capital of the world. After graduating high school, he attended Saint Louis University where he earned degrees in Environmental Science and Geology. They look amazing hanging on the wall of his office.

In 2004 Andy won the St. Louis leg of the Laugh Across America Contest and was invited to perform at the Las Vegas Comedy Festival. In 2005 Andy’s unique sense of humor won him the Carnival Comedy Challenge in Chicago, and later that same year inspired a man in a Boston bar to beat the stuffing out of him. In 2008 Andy won the Butterfinger Comedy Showdown. In 2009 Andy has received invitations to perform at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal, and the Great American Comedy Festival at the Johnny Carson Theater. He currently lives in Chicago and spends his time traveling the country performing stand up comedy, avoiding bar fights, and missing his moms cooking.


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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21 & UP
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Thursday, May 06
Doors: 08:00 PM
BIO:
  • TV includes CBS' "Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson," the syndicated "Comics Unleashed," E's "True Hollywood Story," Showtime's "White Boyz in the Hood," ESPN's "Quite Frankly," VH1's "The Countdown," CW's "The Daily Buzz", G4's "Attack of the Show", among others.
  • Host of "The Sports Minute (Or So)", syndicated on over 170 Radio stations
  • Former weekly columnist for Sports Illustrated and the NHL
  • Hosted "Four Quotas" on Sirius Satellite Radio for two years
  • His first album "Dark Side of the Room" was first ever comedian Pay-What-You-Want
  • His second album "Cure for the Cable Guy" reached #20 on the comedy charts
  • Collegehumor.com's original columnist
  • Author of three books and contributor to several others

"His sterling academic credentials...combined with his propensity for provoking intelligent laughs, has earned Hofstetter the title of "The Thinking Man's Comic."
       -The Queens Tribune

Author, columnist, and comedian Steve Hofstetter is often called the hardest working man in show-business. With all due respect to the late James Brown.

Hofstetter's national TV debut came on ESPN's Quite Frankly, where Stephen A. Smith yelled at him for three minutes. Hofstetter has also appeared on CBS' "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson," Showtime's "White Boyz in the Hood," VH1's "Countdown," Sundance's "On the Road in America," and ABC's "Barbara Walter's Special," where he thankfully did not cry. Having appeared on networks from Boston to Miami to Denver, his local television appearances are too numerous to count, especially if you're using your fingers.

One of the top booked acts on the college circuit, the 29-year-old humorist also just released his third album and his third book. The book is titled "National Lampoon's Balls!" Thankfully, It's a sports book. Hofstetter has written humor columns for the New York Times, SportsIllustrated.com, and NHL.com, where he publicly admitted to being a Ranger fan.

After hosting Four Quotas on Sirius Satellite Radio for two seasons, Hofstetter moved to broadcast radio, and his Sports Minute (Or So) is currently syndicated on over 150 stations and in over 30 newspapers. Hofstetter's first live comedy album ("Cure For the Cable Guy") reached #20 on Billboard's comedy charts. His second album ("Dark Side of the Room") is the first ever pay-what-you-want" comedy album, since people were going to steal it anyway.

Hofstetter's brutal tour schedule consists of over 100 colleges and dozens of clubs every year, and is fueled by an immense online popularity, tons of press, and a Prius with great gas mileage. He reached 200,000 friends on Facebook and 400,000 more on MySpace, and high shelves in grocery stores.

Hofstetter was named one of Two Drink Minimum magazine's Best New Faces of 2004, which confuses him since he definitely had a face in 2003. And while Hofstetter's live shows are routinely sold out, he is best known for his writing, first published at age 15 (when he also had a face). At 18, he co-founded "Sports Jerk of the Week," an irreverent website featured by press like USA Today's Baseball Weekly, Sports Illustrated and CNN. And at 20, Hofstetter took a year off of school to head up web content for the New York Yankees. The Yankees won the World Series that year, which would have been wonderful if they hadn't beaten Hofstetter's Mets. He did not have a face that night.

While an undergraduate at Columbia University, Hofstetter was a well-read columnist for the Columbia Daily Spectator and a voice of the Lions. After a summer writing for Maxim, ESPN, and Sports Illustrated for Kids, Hofstetter turned his column into two books. The column gained popularity with syndication in several newspapers and websites, including collegehumor.com.

Hofstetter also looks a great deal like Michael Rappaport.

Awards/Accolades
  • Nominee, Performer of the Year, Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities (2008)
  • Pick of the Week, Milwaukee Express (January, 2008)
  • DC Pick of the Week, The Onion (August, 2007)
  • Pick of the Week, DC City Paper (August, 2007)
  • Nominee, Best Comedy Act, Winthrop University (2007)
  • Album Cover of the Month, Stuff Magazine (June, 2006)
  • Nominee, Comedian of the Year, Association for the Promotion of Campus Activities (2006)
  • 20 Under 40, Columbia University (2004)
  • Best New Face, Two Drink Minimum Magazine (2004)



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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21 & Up
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Thursday, May 13
Doors: 08:00 PM
BIO:

I am a professional stand up comedian living in Grand Rapids, MI. I am originally from Chicago. What makes this genius funny is going through more than my fair share of adversity. Not only was I one of five children in a poor household with no daddy around, but i was diagnosed with a rare kidney disease in 1986. I had to wait for a donor. That's right. For me to live...someone had to die. I waited two years on the transplant list....my doctor told me I'd wait three, but I got tired of waiting. I took a job answering phones at the suicide hotline trying to convince people to not jump off a bridge..., but to go home and kill themselves in a tub filled with ice. LO mutherfucking L!!! It's my transplant! My joke!


I apologize for NUTHIN'. I can joke about anything now. I'M ALIVE!!! Now I continue my career as a comedian traveling all around the WORLD. That's right. My travels took me to Afghanistan recently, where I performed for the troops. Trust me...When you can bring laughter to people who are seeing death everyday...YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUNNY, and I can't wait to make all of YOU laugh your asses off!!!




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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21 & Up
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Thursday, May 20
Doors: 08:00 PM
Make Em' Laugh at The Muse Presents:Stephano & Nate Fridson
Thursday May 20th 2010
Show Starts at 8pm
$8.00 Cover / 21& Up


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Cost: $8.00
Ages: 21 & Up