Welcome to the schizophrenic world of Scott Long, where it takes 2 microphones to demonstrate the light and darkness that seeps out of his brain. If you grew up in a loving, affectionate family you will still enjoy his show, but Scott's target audience are the disturbed, the dysfunctional and the f'ed up. Celebrities, corporations, family members, and ex-girlfriends are all targets for derision from Bad Scott.
Scott for the past 5 seasons has been a writer for the Frank's (Caliendo) Picks sketches for the NFL on FOX. He has performed at most of the IMPROV's and Funny Bones, but still gets just as much of a perverse pleasure working a crappy one-nighter. Check out his writings at the Juice Blog, which actually a lot of people read at baseballtoaster.com.
Also we will be showing the premier Project Runaway from 10PM-11PM and kicking off the Lady GAGA afterparty at 11PM
Out of Kansas City, Mike Smith israpidly becoming one of the mostdiverse comedians to hit the stage indecades. Mike's appeal isuniversal - from "brothas" in the heart of the inner city, to rural
rednecks. He can guarantee that his jokes willmake a crowd roar, whether theyare urban or rural.
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Master of Sound Effects Bob's show is full of energy and keeps you on the edge of your seat. He brings dozens of celebrities and cartoon characters to life, and puts them in different scenarios. Bob's sound effects range from a jet fighter plane to a locomotive train crashing through the walls in a club. He has been told his show has been compared to Billy Crystal and to Rich Little. He was voted best up and coming comedians in Vegas 2002. So come spend an evening with Bob and his cast of stars.
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"His sterling academic credentials...combined with his propensity for provoking intelligent laughs, has earned Hofstetter the title of "The Thinking Man's Comic."
-The Queens Tribune
Author, columnist, and comedian Steve Hofstetter is often called the hardest working man in show-business. With all due respect to the late James Brown.
Hofstetter's national TV debut came on ESPN's Quite Frankly, where Stephen A. Smith yelled at him for three minutes. Hofstetter has also appeared on CBS' "Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson," Showtime's "White Boyz in the Hood," VH1's "Countdown," Sundance's "On the Road in America," and ABC's "Barbara Walter's Special," where he thankfully did not cry. Having appeared on networks from Boston to Miami to Denver, his local television appearances are too numerous to count, especially if you're using your fingers.
One of the top booked acts on the college circuit, the 29-year-old humorist also just released his third album and his third book. The book is titled "National Lampoon's Balls!" Thankfully, It's a sports book. Hofstetter has written humor columns for the New York Times, SportsIllustrated.com, and NHL.com, where he publicly admitted to being a Ranger fan.
After hosting Four Quotas on Sirius Satellite Radio for two seasons, Hofstetter moved to broadcast radio, and his Sports Minute (Or So) is currently syndicated on over 150 stations and in over 30 newspapers. Hofstetter's first live comedy album ("Cure For the Cable Guy") reached #20 on Billboard's comedy charts. His second album ("Dark Side of the Room") is the first ever pay-what-you-want" comedy album, since people were going to steal it anyway.
Hofstetter's brutal tour schedule consists of over 100 colleges and dozens of clubs every year, and is fueled by an immense online popularity, tons of press, and a Prius with great gas mileage. He reached 200,000 friends on Facebook and 400,000 more on MySpace, and high shelves in grocery stores.
Hofstetter was named one of Two Drink Minimum magazine's Best New Faces of 2004, which confuses him since he definitely had a face in 2003. And while Hofstetter's live shows are routinely sold out, he is best known for his writing, first published at age 15 (when he also had a face). At 18, he co-founded "Sports Jerk of the Week," an irreverent website featured by press like USA Today's Baseball Weekly, Sports Illustrated and CNN. And at 20, Hofstetter took a year off of school to head up web content for the New York Yankees. The Yankees won the World Series that year, which would have been wonderful if they hadn't beaten Hofstetter's Mets. He did not have a face that night.
While an undergraduate at Columbia University, Hofstetter was a well-read columnist for the Columbia Daily Spectator and a voice of the Lions. After a summer writing for Maxim, ESPN, and Sports Illustrated for Kids, Hofstetter turned his column into two books. The column gained popularity with syndication in several newspapers and websites, including collegehumor.com.
Hofstetter also looks a great deal like Michael Rappaport.
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I am a professional stand up comedian living in Grand Rapids, MI. I am originally from Chicago. What makes this genius funny is going through more than my fair share of adversity. Not only was I one of five children in a poor household with no daddy around, but i was diagnosed with a rare kidney disease in 1986. I had to wait for a donor. That's right. For me to live...someone had to die. I waited two years on the transplant list....my doctor told me I'd wait three, but I got tired of waiting. I took a job answering phones at the suicide hotline trying to convince people to not jump off a bridge..., but to go home and kill themselves in a tub filled with ice. LO mutherfucking L!!! It's my transplant! My joke!
I apologize for NUTHIN'. I can joke about anything now. I'M ALIVE!!! Now I continue my career as a comedian traveling all around the WORLD. That's right. My travels took me to Afghanistan recently, where I performed for the troops. Trust me...When you can bring laughter to people who are seeing death everyday...YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUNNY, and I can't wait to make all of YOU laugh your asses off!!!